This is in direct response to

's latest journal. Found to was a bit too long to be a simple comment.
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Take only the spikey haired hero and emo git stereotypes. Then, make the emo git working for this evil, tyranical villain who rules the land with an iron fist but only because he's basically a greedy incompetent of a child man and his team of cronies carry out his rule for him, essentially making him a figurehead. However, to prevent betrayal (which ALL the cronies want), he wields a powerful artifact that is the source of his power that can vaporize anything in his path.
So the heroes make their journey, eventually getting used to and bonding with the spikey-haired hero, and fighting the emo git, the leader of the tyrant's forces, a few times and learns he wants to defeat the tyrant and use the artifact to destroy the planet because of his belief the world is a bad place, yadda yadda yadda, but can't for reasons stated before.
So then the heroes confront the tyrant, fight him, and like it was said in prophecy the spikey haired hero manages to destroy the artifact, since he's the only that can do it for some reason.....
....and that reason turned out to be the artifact being the concentrated power of a powerful God of Evil in the distant past that ruled the planet in a way that even Hell itself seemed like salvation. And the spikey haired hero and everyone grew to love (or hate)? Yeah, he's actually that very same psychotically and sadistically evil God from way back when, and the goofball, fun-loving, justice seeking personality was actually an act to get people to help him and gain support in defeating the tyrant, who actually turns out to be his old second-in-command that was sycophantic, cowardly, back-stabber who was finally able to to defeat the evil God and take his power, the effect transporting the traitorous douche into the far future to the point where he started taking power (think if Starscream managed to defeat Megatron and the side effect being shot into the future where he was able to become leader of the Predacons).
After this MONSTER of a plot SWERVE, comes yet ANOTHER plot swerve: Turns out the spikey haired hero's parents were really the parents of the emo git! Explanation: After his powers were taken by the traitorous douche (former tyrant), it took the evil God millennia to just regain only most basic of powers, including transformation. Being a murderous psychotic who enjoys the suffering of other, he took a random baby out of it crib, placed in an area well known to be populated by baby eating monsters, and then transformed himself into that same baby so he could be raised by loving parents under the theory his powers will come back to him at a faster rate. The parents were instantly fooled, the evil being's theory proved correct when as the spikey haired hero his powers were being regained in a matter of only a couple of months, and the emo git realizes the reason his entire life was ruined just because some sick mother f***er of a deity replaced him right from the crib.
After this revelation and after killing off the traitorous douche, the Evil God decides to go to the site of his old palace, rebuild it, and then use it to destroy the planet out of both spite and for s***s and giggles. Taking the spikey haired hero form to further cause panic, the Evil God goes off on the march to his old palace site, leaving a trail of death and destruction in his wake that no sane person can comprehend, and the spikey haired heroes' former allies, led by the emo git who is now driven by revenge against the Evil God for taking away the life he could have had go in pursuit, the journey actually taking "hero's" the exact path BACKWARDS from the journey to get to the traitorous douche's stronghold in the first place.
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Now critique. No flames please.