(A big, fat Illumise sitting on a large, round cushioned chair, her frame so big her limbs look tiny in comparison)

Illumise:  (Angered) You're force-feeding me sweets and junk food only because the only way you ever make love to me anymore is when I'm big and chunky, is that right?!

(A tall, skinny male Infernape is in front of the Illumise, sitting on a small bench, holding a bowl of pudding in one foot and a spoonful in the other foot, while behind his back he's holding a large lollipop in one hand, a large chocolate bar in the other, and a tube of lubricant with his tail)

Male Infernape:  (Expression of being caught)  Um.......nnnooooooooooooo.........

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Male Machamp:  Aw, c'mon baby, I didn't KNOW that was your brother!  You all got the same moustaches!
Female Alakazam:  (Gasps in shocked horror, and then in a fit of rage slaps the Machamp with one of her spoons charged with pure psychic energy)

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(On a bed, a female Lopunny, covered in bruises and bleeding cuts, is sitting upright, crying and holding herself in her arms.  Next to her laying down is a male Cacturne)

Male Cacturne:  (Annoyed)  Of COURSE it hurts every time we do it!  I'm a freakin' CACTUS for Arceus sake!!

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(On a bed, a Male Croagunk is fast asleep on top of a female Hypno)

Female Hypno:  (Sad on the verge of tears, thinking): Why do they always fall asleep before doing anything...?

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Female Spinda:  (Expression of complete disgust and horror)
Volbeat:  (On top of a Vespiqueen in missionary position, with an expression of shock and fear)  Wait, I can explain!
Vespiqueen:  (Smoking a cigarette with a flirty expression, thinking)  Oooh, kinky...

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Female Hariyama:  (Incredible giddy)  Hi ma!  Meet my new husband!  (Pulls up into a view a male Sableye)
Male Sableye:  (Smiles and waves)
Female Hariyama:  We're gonna get married in Vegas next week!

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Ditto:  Hi kids!
Smoochum:  Daddy!
Tyrouge:  Mommy!
(Both of them run up to the Ditto and hug it)
Jynx and Hitmonlee:  (Look at each other, both feeling incredibly awkward...)